Not his better half?
Meet Salvatore Dichiera. St. Petersburg police arrested the 27-year-old early Saturday morning on a misdemeanor open container charge. Dichiera spent about eight hours in custody before being released by cops. During the booking process, Dichiera posed for a Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office mug shot. Sadly, sheriff’s personnel do not snap profile photos of arrestees. (h/t to David Schauer)